I am a very interesting man! I'm at the top of the world [blow my fingernails and rub them against my chest], there's nobody faster than me, I drive and ride at 250 miles an hour, I'm typing this post at 1000 words per minute, but I like to fit in, so I get in the slow lane and type around 10 words per minute. I am the smartest dude in this planet as well; I have an IQ of 550, and the fastest processor as well [this A5X processor this so called "New iPad" is boasting is no match to my gray matter]; however, my intelligence shoots too high too fast [dual core has its disadvantages folks] that it always bounces down to an IQ of around 120. I know hundreds of disciplines - Economics, astro-physics, nuclear chemist, computer engineer, mechanic, you name it; but I know so much crap that it is so compressed in my little skull so I hardly remember anything of that. That's why I joined here, and see if you guys can trigger some of those repressed memories in my dusty brains. I am super wealthy, I kid you not! You can ask around, however, I've paid every body to keep me on the down low cause.... I don't like attention. I founded a dollar at the back of my couch, Because of this and after paying off everybody, I have a net worth of $1 (same buck from the back of my chair).... until I spend it....

Ohhh, and I'm from Belize and like iGadgets...

Ron

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